i know all kinds of candies & chocolates are sweet

'i know
all kinds of
candies &
chocolates are sweet..



but nothing can compare d sweetness of..








my LIPS'.....:-*
waha3!. Ü

Don't just easily neglect an effort of a person 2 kip in touch..

"Don't just easily neglect an effort of a person 2 kip in touch..



People get tired..



It's not at all times that they hoLd on..



_m0nday m0rning.urgh..

L0VE.. s0me say it hurts..

L0VE..



s0me say it hurts..



yes, it d0es..



bc0z l0ve...


















is what JESUS did on the cr0ss f0r us..

;-)

Kng ikaw bato, ako baki. Pwd patong ko s imo?

Kng ikaw bato, ako baki. Pwd patong ko s imo?

estoryahe...

the best time to say that you already found 'THE ONE'

"the best time to say that you already found 'THE ONE' is when you stopped looking for more."


gud morning. . Ü

God provided you with a good looking face, you just have to provide the expression

"God provided you with a good looking face, you just have to provide the expression."


SMILE.Ü



+ gud nyt..!

ASAWA: "Pakodak ka dong, kanang maghubo ka."

ASAWA: "Pakodak ka dong, kanang maghubo ka."
BANA: "Nganong hubo man jud?"
ASAWA: "Kay atong
ipa-enlarge ang imong oten." :-hahaha...

Hindi bale ng niloko ka ng gwapo o maganda, huwag lang ng panget.

"Hindi bale ng niloko ka ng gwapo o maganda, huwag lang ng panget.
Kawawa ka na, nakakatawa pa."

-Bob Ong
>glam eve.

M0tind0g, M0tuhoy, Ngpula ang tum0y

M0tind0g,
M0tuhoy,
Ngpula ang
tum0y
gisup2x
ang kalami.,
Migwas ang
puti unsa man?




isip





isip
















Tma jd ka oten ang ans.Dirty minded jd ka.

NAnay: w0w! ang sipag ng anak ko. mabuti yn,nagttnim ka!

NAnay: w0w! ang sipag ng anak ko. mabuti yn,nagttnim ka!
bk8 m nmn na icp n magtanim sa harap ng bhy ntin?




anak:"a huge wave of z0mbies is appr0aching"

Girl: nangulangot sa jip!

Girl: nangulangot sa jip!

Lola: anong kinukuha mo ineng?

GIRL: nursing po!

Lola: ah! .... Akala ko kulangot!:-P

Let's live each day like the finest bamboo

Let's live each day like the finest bamboo, bending when winds are strong but not breaking, trusting that God is with us all the time!   Have a nice day

From dark clouds, we get precious water.

From dark clouds, we get precious water.

From dark mines, we get valuable jewels.

And from our darkest trials come our best blessings from GOD.

Gud p.m.!

life bc0mes meanngful

life bc0mes
meanngful 0nly if:
1) we
survive
hurts
0f d past;
2)we
live
fully
d present;
3)we
view d
future
w/ h0pe; &
4)GOD is
d centr
0f 0ur
life..Gdam...

Life cont¡nues

Life

cont¡nues

watever
happens!
All we n¡d
¡s 2 be
pos¡t¡ve
& be brave
w/all the
challenges
we
encounter.
Fa¡th
¡n
G0D

¡s
st¡l
d' best
armor!
gud am.. ~_~...

..."THE OATH"...

  ..."THE OATH"...













--> ang nagbasa..




     -THE OATH-




Bwahahahaha!

Penis s d gr8est vLue meaL evr

Penis s d
gr8est
vLue meaL
evr

ac0rdng 2
d0c2rs!

bcz it
hs a



mushrum head,




hotd0g,


2eggs&
crim 2 pr0viDe
nutrients thus

mking Ladys
heaLthY!
Hehe:-)

Rape is not a crime

Rape is not a crime,









it's just a SURPRISE sex!

haha.kaigat.

Pra lumutang kung cno ang PLASTiC

"GUSTO kong ITAPON lhat ng KAiBiGAN ko s dagat..







Pra lumutang kung cno ang PLASTiC"

hehe.. Ü

Start a New Year with a Clean Heart

Start  a      ,:*"*;,
 ,:*"*;,       *; %,*;
*; %,*;       __)(__
__)(__ New year.
With
A
Clean
HEART.
No tears..
No fear..
No worry..
Be happy..

Ikaw ngang pangit di ko mapasagot

(ligawan dialogue)

GiRL: hndi nmn aq mgnda eh.hanap ka nLng ng mas mgnda skn.sOri ha?




B0Y: ikaw ngang panget di q mpsagOt, ung mganda p kya?!


haha. ao. ö

A Heart free from sadness

A Heart free frm sdness..
a Mind free of worries..
a Life free frm strss..
a Body free frm iLness..
All these blessings b w/ u always.hapy sunday!..God b wd u..

kApAg mAgAndA o gwAp0 aNg anAk

kApAg
mAgAndA o
gwAp0
aNg anAk





mAxAd0ng
mh¡gp¡t aNg
mAgULaNg
















kAyA pALa
npAkAstr¡ct
ng pArEnts Q


uUnAwA¡n
k0 nLng cLa.
      jeJe..

kApAg mAgAndA o gwAp0 aNg anAk

kApAg
mAgAndA o
gwAp0
aNg anAk





mAxAd0ng
mh¡gp¡t aNg
mAgULaNg
















kAyA pALa
npAkAstr¡ct
ng pArEnts Q


uUnAwA¡n
k0 nLng cLa.
      jeJe..

kApAg mAgAndA o gwAp0 aNg anAk

kApAg
mAgAndA o
gwAp0
aNg anAk





mAxAd0ng
mh¡gp¡t aNg
mAgULaNg
















kAyA pALa
npAkAstr¡ct
ng pArEnts Q


uUnAwA¡n
k0 nLng cLa.
      jeJe..

Kapag Maraming Hadlang

KpAg
mrAming
hdlang
s landas
n gs2
mong
pasukin,

KpAg
laht ay
nkkbAngga
at sUmASaluboNG saU.

wAg kAng mgtaka.




EXIT yan!
Dun ka sa entrance!
! Hahaha

I've Already Told Santa

i've alredy told santa wat i want 4 xmas..
a g0od friend that will stay 4ever..

S0 f a fat man c0mes ar0und and tries 2 wrap u up..
pLease c0operate..
Gudpm Üü

best way to escape reality without running

a les0n
learnd
frm
"SAI"
of
naruto shippuden:

"d best way to escape reality without running,


is smiling
even though,
it is obviously fake.."

g'pm..

Night shift

"I sit hir n
dis cold
dark nyt
wishing dat

Parang Coke

ang laman ng wallet ko ay parang COKE:

God Bless You

"God Bless You"
is süch
a little prayer
büt it means
so müch.

GUSTO KITA

My
ssbhn
aq
sau
pro
scret lng

when life gets too hard to stand

''when life gets too hard to stand..

Pipol r amzing wen dey r nyc

Pipol r amzing wen dey r nyc,

dey r wndrful wen dey r tru.

but do u knw dat der r a blesing wen dey r lyk u!
NANaytz...

It's sad wen 2 people see the same star

It's sad wen 2 people see the same star,

& yet wish 2 diff. things.

if som1 wnts 2 b part of ur life

"if som1 wnts 2 b part of ur life..


dey'l mke an efort 2 b in it.


so dnt bother reserving a spce in ur heart 4 som1 who dsnt mke an efort 2 stay."

:-)

Balang araw missis na

gf: MiSS mo ba
   ako ?





Bf: MiSS pa
   ngaun,



 balang araw ..











 MiSSiS na kita :)


 -asus! EsTorYahEeE pd ug taman!:-D

nasa elevator

Nasa
elevat0r
ka with
ur crush,

tapos
bigLa kang
NAPAUTOT.

Ano ang
gagawin mo?

just!SMILE!
Tapos sbhin mo,


cute ng ringtone
ko noh?"GUS2 M
send ko sau?"

hindi porke cute

"hindi porke
   cute











eh..








ako na.."

isipin nyo din
nman ung iba.
Whehe

  hehe' react ?!
Mownin .. :)

Don't depend On anyone in this world

"Don't depend On anyone in this world,



because even your shadow leaves u when yOu're in darkness.."



...

you will always have to wake up from your untold realities

a lesson from d movie, avatar:

"no matter how beautiful your dreams and fantasies are..






..you will always have to wake up from your untold realities"

Regardz Ingon Papa

Anak: nay!nay!
unsay meaning
anang "RIP" did2 sa krus ni tatay?

Nanay: Dah!! Ank pud oi!

A: Unsa lge
nay ba?!

N: Kuan! Kanang,
"Regardz Ingon Papa''
Waha!

A new robot s tested 2 catch thieves..

A new robot s tested 2 catch thieves..

n UK:
It caught 30 thves n 1 hour.

n Spain:
Caught 50 thves n 45 mins.

Philippines:
n 15 mins..

robot gkawat!Hehehe..

iF i had To cHoosE ThE BeSt parT of The Day

iF i had
To cHoosE
ThE BeSt parT
of The Day
To Say
hEllo,
it Wud B
iN d mOrNiNG,
cOz iF i
maKe u
Smile
EaRLy,
i KnOW
iT Will
LaSt
uNTiL ToNigHT.

.gudmOrn¡NG;)

whenever GOD puts you to test

whenever GOD puts you to test,just remember:

people who fall the hardest,bounces back the highest.

always keep your perfect faith intact.
Good mOrning!

Gud thngs you'v döne

Gud thngs

you'v döne

wil nver

be lost.

Ur kind act

täkes root &

evry bit

of love u show

will cöme ryt

back to u

för God knws

u hav a

Good Heart! good am!

masarap

Masarap
ang walang
magawa sa
buhay.






Tingnan m0 'k0...






Walang magawa
sa buhay!







Pero masarap.






Hahaha!:-D

Body of a god

Bf: babes..u knw wat..u hav the body of a god!

Gf: oh yeah? U rily think so? Which god? Athena? Venus?




Bf: no..









Bf:Buddha!

haha

 gudnUn! =)

Gihiloan taka

dyiNg bf:
i hv sumthn 2 teL u,


GF:
dNt spEak jUz rEst,

BF:
No,i muSt c0nfEss.
I hd sex w/ ur
Sister & ur bzfrNd,

GF:
sSshh.I knw.


Mao btaw ghiloan tka.!

Take life one day at a time

Take life one day at a time.


It's not how fast we move nor how long we live...

It's how we cherish every moment...


with GOD in our hearts!


GOOD MORNING!

ADIK ug BURIKAT love story

ADIK: wil u marry me?

BURIKAT: Yes! i Do! Madawat ra nimo nga naa koy PAST?

ADIK: Uki ra na oi! Wla man sad koi FUTURE.


hahahaha sobrang cheesy!

Ulan

Isang araw
may babae na
lumapit sa akin

sabi nya:




kuya gusto mo
ng payong?










inuulan ka kc
ng kagwapuhan.
hahahahah!

If a person is SINGLE

If a person is SINGLE,
it doesn't mean that
he/she knows nothing
about LOVE.

In fact, going SOLO
is a lot WISER
than being in a
WRONG RELATIONSHIP.

Never hold your fart

"Never hold your fart.
They travel up your spine
into your brain
and that's where you
get shit ideas from"

-grey's anatomy-

For everything that happens

"For
evrythng
that
hapens
in our
lives,

there
is a
reason
and
a mission.

Let the
reason be
GOD,
and
let d
mission
be
LOVE."

Good morning. God bless!

A New Day with a New Hope

A new day
with a
new hope
makes
every morning
an exciting
start.

Make God
ur captain
for today
and all
throughout ur
life's journey.

Have a great day.

Time is like a river

time
is like
a river...

u can't
step on
d same
water
twice
bcoz
d flow
dat hs
passed
will never
pass u
again..

cherish
every
moment
of ur life..
stay happy..
gudnyt! :)

The best Helping Hand

The best
helping hand
is at d end
of ur own arm.
So if u
can't handle
things,
put ur
hands together
and pray.
God will do
wat we can't

hav a blessed morning! :)

sak-a ang mangga

TATAY: dong, sak-a ang mangga ug hikapa kun hinog na ba.
ANAK: (nisaka siya) Tay, hinog na!
TATAY: Na... hala kanaog na diha kay atong kuhiton.

hahaha

Bra

Wife: Luv, paliti ko'g bra bi. Husband: Saba diha! Kagamay nimog totoy mgbra pa gyud ka! Wife: Hala si Luv kalain! Kaw gani halos way oten, mgbrief man lagi ka

Make your anger so expensive

Learn a great thing today:

Make y0ur ANGER so expensive that NO ONE can afford it.And make y0ur HAPPINESS so cheap that people get it FREE from y0u.

M0wnin..

I love English

iLoVe english s0o0 mUch for it makes my heart pump more blood...





..up to my NOSE.

Hahaha.

I ask God to make you happy

I ASK GOD TO MAKE U HAPPY!!..
Make u smile.!
Guide u safely through every mile!
Grant u wealth.!
Give u health.!
& most of all give u love and care!
Good AM...ü

AIDS doesn't matter

BEAUTY PAGEANT

judge:wat f u f!nd out ur bf has AIDS,wat wiL u do?

cntstnt:i'l st!L luv him,(EVRYBODY CLAPS)

bcoz i bliv dat AIDS duznt mater.Gnyt s tnan :-D

Thanks to your mom

Tnx to ur Mom,bc0z of her i met u and u bcame part of my lyf. Gve my warmest grtngs to her.. hapy m0thers day to our m0ms.

A bread of prayer

A Bread
of Prayer
in d
morning
means
a day
of Power
and Blessings
Let God's Providence
remind
You that
HE has
prepared
d Best
for u
t0day.
NICE AM!

naalala kta.. b4 i go 2 slip

d word gudnyt..



dsnt rily mean..




"cge,2log nko.."




bt its n fact
1 of d
prsons
shy way
of sayin..

"naalala kta..
b4 i go 2 slip.."






gudnyt..Ü

D winning horse

D winning horse doesn't know y it runs a race. It runs bcoz of the whip & pain.Life is a race;f you are in pain,den clearly,God wants u 2 win!.ü.GDmrning

eaCh moRniNg

eaCh moRniNg
GoD seNds
aNgeLS
2 guiDe us.
doN't eXpecT
2 see deM
w/ wiNgS
FLyiNg aRouNd

b'coz dey
coMe in
disGuiSe

SuMtyms









dey just
txt.


 mOrning

"New"day.

"New"day.
"New"morning.
"New"hopes.
"New"plans.
"New"efforts.
"New"success.
"New"feelings.
I pray..'God ..to giv u a "Happy"& Blessed daY! Good m0rning!

My tChEr is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER:give me a tag question.PUPIL:My tChEr is beautiful, isn't she? TEACHER:VrY guD! Ibinisaya dong. PUPIL:Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?!

.hahaha

ANAK: hu's dr?

NANAY: nak.nak?

ANAK: hu's dr?


nanai: nAnAy niMu

anak: nAnAy niMu hu?

nanai: buAng ka! abLihi ko!. .

haha!

the hardest type of guy to love

"the hardest
type of guy to
love..






is the one who
never learns to
control..





his sweetness..









to another guy."


Hahaha..=D

Life is a walk

Life is a walk..

Our tomorrows are determined by the steps we made yesterday & those we take each day.

May God be with you in every step you make. Gud am!

mahadlok na mawala ko

I heaRd n mhadLok ka n mwaLa q..
















NaH! samOt n q!









MahadLok sd q n mwaLa q!
Haha..^_^

I like your eyes

"i like ur eyes..Ü






but i like my eyes more..





coz if it's gone,








..I will nver see the beauty of yours."


haha..Gudpm.

Make you happy

I ASK GOD TO MAKE U HAPPY!!..
Make u smile.!
Guide u safely through every mile!
Grant u wealth.!
Give u health.!
& most of all give u love and care!
Good AM...ü

Destiny

. . .''If you don't like your destiny, don't accept it. Instead, have the courage to change it, the way you want it to be.''

Happiness

hapiness
s nvr
lost if
u jz
know
wer
2 luk
4 it..
it's always
n ur
heart,
wer
love,hope&trust
lives..

stay happy!
4 dats wat
i want u
2 be..

mupangit japon ka

Fact:
Ayaw kumpyansa nga gwapa/gwpo ka


Kay.......






Mupangit jap0n ka pag mag tapad ta ..haha




Oopz! Dli maninu0d! Hahaha...
Aung gab-i...

the plane

tHe pLane..


































kAi muAgi qu!


Toinkz hjEjie :>

wla pa mn ko nkabiko

Sa fruitstnd;
Tao: Day,pila nyong durian?

Tindra:60 ang kilo sir.

Tao: malagkt b n?

Tndra: ambot lng sir ky sukad2 wla pa mn ko nkabiko ani.. ,ahahaha

Mura daw ko'g mag uuma

Ing0n
cLA.
pg mgtpAd
daW ta
mUrA
rA daW
k0'g
mg-uUmA.
nAsuk0
jUd ko
Ug
nAgLg0t.
anA ko,
ngAnO diAy?
kAy
kUaN
daW.,mUra
daW
ka Ug
kaBaW!.,hehe.Peace

aNung pRUtas ang bNABLatan

BraiN teaser..

..aNung pRUtas ang bNABLatan, taz ung bALat ang kiNakaiN...?

...idOL kta pag nsagOt mO 2..!

biggest favor that i can ask 4 u 2 do

Do u kn0w the 

biggest favor that i can ask 4 u 2 do?

That's taking good care of yourself always..

while we'r not seeing each 0ther (Gen.31:49)

Always smile.

Always smile.

Our faCes aRe tHe beSt biLLboardS wHere tHe aDs of liFe aRe sEEn.

The BibLe says; "wHy w0rry wHen tHe L0RD is aLways wiTh you"


gdam! Ingat..

ang tsinelas havaianas

bhla mamahaw ug singkamas



maniudto ug kapayas




manihapon ug bayabas




bsta ang tsinelas havaianas...orig! hahaha :))
mörning.Ü

NAGTILTIL

Sa cementryo usa ka gabii:


GUARD: SusMaryosep! Abi nak0g kalag ka! Unsa imo gitiltil diha sa Lapida?


NAGTILTIL: Ang mga amaw wr0ng speling akng ngalan!

Once there was a fr0g

Once there was a fr0g.





He jumped into the lake.


nlang0y xa..







nlng0y palau..





layo na kaayo ang baki..







ma0 2..




babai baki..

Gudnyt

SKYFLAKES

..La Lng. . kremmber Lng q nmo. sori sa ds2rbo ha, basin naa ky Lain txt ghuLat.
gus2 Lng q
mkabLo
ka nga




54 ang busLot sa SKYFLAKES.
maski ihapon pa nmo..

anak lutuin mu nga yung sardinas

nanay: anak lutuin mu nga yung sardinas..


anak:nay ka2liskisan q po ba?


nanay:tanggalan mu na dn ng hasang ng msulit mu ang ktangahan mung hayup ka!haha.

diamond at the tip of every strand

Sa isang sosyalerang salon:


Gretchen: "I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts."
Aling Dionisia: "I want my hair dyed gold, curl i to the fullest level then implant one diamond at the tip of every strand.:


Taob ang La Greta!

surigao

"SURIGAO"


The Province of Apologizing Cousins..




"SURIGAO"

Hahahaha.
C0rny! :))

hindi naman ako tubig

"hindi naman ako tubig ..










pero d ko maintindihan kung bakit??













ang daming uhaw sakin!


bwahahahaha
-..!aNg LupEt!..

perdible

Read diz:


edible



humble



preamble



l0vable



fable



marble



perdible


w0w..ulit nga "perdible"
SLANG KA? tgal0g yan! hehehe..>gud pm!<=p

praying for you

Praying
for
you
is
my
way
of
saying
"You are special to me"
so
i ask
GOD to
pour
what's
best
for
you &
what
makes
you
happy..
GOD LOVES YOU..gud am

When you find yourself in a position to help someone

When you find yourself in a position to help someone,

BE HAPPY!

God is answering that person's prayer through you!

Believe and be Blessed!


Gud eve.

no sweet thoughts

   no sweet
 thoughts to
   forward

    no cute
   graphics
    to send


     just a..


 CARING HEART
      saying.... ! Good morning!

As the sky opens

..As
the
sky
0pens
int0
a
bRigHt morning
may
GOD
of
heaVeN
sh0wer
U a
Lot
of


bleSsings
& OpPortUnitieS
&
maKe
Ur
day
a
tRuLy
fuLfiLing
oNe

"good morNing!"

One guy shouted inside the church & says:

One guy shouted inside the church & says:

"Ihunong ang kasal! Minyo na ang girl!"

The people shouted back:

"Hoy! Pag chure diha oi.

Bunyag ni!"

hahaha..:-D

LALAKI: Kuhaon q ang bituon ug ihatag nimo

LALAKI: Kuhaon q ang bituon ug ihatag nimo

BABAE: Shut up! D ka gni kakuha sa imung kugmo! bituon pa?

LALAKI: i'm sori, wla q khibaw nga kugmo diay imu gs2.

Don't depend On anyone in this world

"Don't depend On anyone in this world,



because even your shadow leaves u when yOu're in darkness.."



...

Happiness is not hard to find

Happiness is not hard to find.

it's beside you.
it's in front of you.
it's at your back.
it's around you.
it's just a matter of



APPRECIATION:
Go0d m0rning!

psst..Oi tnx ha

psst..Oi tnx ha?!

i juz g0t ur gift.

i th0ught aLa kang gift f0r me..

h0w did u kn0w it was exactLy what i need?!

tnx f0r the

FRIENDSHiP..

gud am. ;)

Lord, hapit n bya ang NEW YEAR

,-)))),

q" è è)

( ö )

_.>("i")._ L0RD, hapit n bya ang NEW YEAR. Hikapa nataw0n ang kasing2x aning nagbasa kr0n.

nga dile unta cla malemut nako! AMEN!!

May the love of God

May the love of God abide in you not only at Christmas but every day.. Merry christmas..

A person who truly loves

'A pRs0n wh0 trULy LovEs u s s0mE1 who sEes d paiN n ur EyEs wyL EVery1 else stiL b'LievEs n d smiLe of ur fAcE.'.

Ur n0t any gr8r

Ur n0t

any gr8r

wn pe0ple

pRaise u,

n0r any

w0rSe wn

dey

criticize u.

wh0

u

r

s

h0w

God

seEs u.

n0thin

m0re,

n0thin

lesS..

simply

pricElez!

WhEn wE r n dEep tRiALs

WhEn wE r n dEep tRiALs,sAmtyMs wE wANt 2 giv uP & n0t 2 m0vE oN..bUt G0d sAiD, "I am biGGEr dAn uR pRObLEm..RisE uP aNd I WILL LIFT U UP.''

G0od eve! B safE.

one night stand

gus2 ka'g 1 nyt stand ?!

AKO DLI!!

kpuy man gani tindog ug 1hr.

1 nyt pa kaya??

HAHAHA!

gud.ibb :DD