ADIK ug BURIKAT love story

ADIK: wil u marry me?

BURIKAT: Yes! i Do! Madawat ra nimo nga naa koy PAST?

ADIK: Uki ra na oi! Wla man sad koi FUTURE.


hahahaha sobrang cheesy!

Ulan

Isang araw
may babae na
lumapit sa akin

sabi nya:




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inuulan ka kc
ng kagwapuhan.
hahahahah!

If a person is SINGLE

If a person is SINGLE,
it doesn't mean that
he/she knows nothing
about LOVE.

In fact, going SOLO
is a lot WISER
than being in a
WRONG RELATIONSHIP.

Never hold your fart

"Never hold your fart.
They travel up your spine
into your brain
and that's where you
get shit ideas from"

-grey's anatomy-

For everything that happens

"For
evrythng
that
hapens
in our
lives,

there
is a
reason
and
a mission.

Let the
reason be
GOD,
and
let d
mission
be
LOVE."

Good morning. God bless!

A New Day with a New Hope

A new day
with a
new hope
makes
every morning
an exciting
start.

Make God
ur captain
for today
and all
throughout ur
life's journey.

Have a great day.

Time is like a river

time
is like
a river...

u can't
step on
d same
water
twice
bcoz
d flow
dat hs
passed
will never
pass u
again..

cherish
every
moment
of ur life..
stay happy..
gudnyt! :)

The best Helping Hand

The best
helping hand
is at d end
of ur own arm.
So if u
can't handle
things,
put ur
hands together
and pray.
God will do
wat we can't

hav a blessed morning! :)

sak-a ang mangga

TATAY: dong, sak-a ang mangga ug hikapa kun hinog na ba.
ANAK: (nisaka siya) Tay, hinog na!
TATAY: Na... hala kanaog na diha kay atong kuhiton.

hahaha