Bra

Wife: Luv, paliti ko'g bra bi. Husband: Saba diha! Kagamay nimog totoy mgbra pa gyud ka! Wife: Hala si Luv kalain! Kaw gani halos way oten, mgbrief man lagi ka

Make your anger so expensive

Learn a great thing today:

Make y0ur ANGER so expensive that NO ONE can afford it.And make y0ur HAPPINESS so cheap that people get it FREE from y0u.

M0wnin..

I love English

iLoVe english s0o0 mUch for it makes my heart pump more blood...





..up to my NOSE.

Hahaha.

I ask God to make you happy

I ASK GOD TO MAKE U HAPPY!!..
Make u smile.!
Guide u safely through every mile!
Grant u wealth.!
Give u health.!
& most of all give u love and care!
Good AM...ü

AIDS doesn't matter

BEAUTY PAGEANT

judge:wat f u f!nd out ur bf has AIDS,wat wiL u do?

cntstnt:i'l st!L luv him,(EVRYBODY CLAPS)

bcoz i bliv dat AIDS duznt mater.Gnyt s tnan :-D

Thanks to your mom

Tnx to ur Mom,bc0z of her i met u and u bcame part of my lyf. Gve my warmest grtngs to her.. hapy m0thers day to our m0ms.

A bread of prayer

A Bread
of Prayer
in d
morning
means
a day
of Power
and Blessings
Let God's Providence
remind
You that
HE has
prepared
d Best
for u
t0day.
NICE AM!

naalala kta.. b4 i go 2 slip

d word gudnyt..



dsnt rily mean..




"cge,2log nko.."




bt its n fact
1 of d
prsons
shy way
of sayin..

"naalala kta..
b4 i go 2 slip.."






gudnyt..Ü

D winning horse

D winning horse doesn't know y it runs a race. It runs bcoz of the whip & pain.Life is a race;f you are in pain,den clearly,God wants u 2 win!.ü.GDmrning

eaCh moRniNg

eaCh moRniNg
GoD seNds
aNgeLS
2 guiDe us.
doN't eXpecT
2 see deM
w/ wiNgS
FLyiNg aRouNd

b'coz dey
coMe in
disGuiSe

SuMtyms









dey just
txt.


 mOrning

"New"day.

"New"day.
"New"morning.
"New"hopes.
"New"plans.
"New"efforts.
"New"success.
"New"feelings.
I pray..'God ..to giv u a "Happy"& Blessed daY! Good m0rning!

My tChEr is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER:give me a tag question.PUPIL:My tChEr is beautiful, isn't she? TEACHER:VrY guD! Ibinisaya dong. PUPIL:Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?!

.hahaha

ANAK: hu's dr?

NANAY: nak.nak?

ANAK: hu's dr?


nanai: nAnAy niMu

anak: nAnAy niMu hu?

nanai: buAng ka! abLihi ko!. .

haha!

the hardest type of guy to love

"the hardest
type of guy to
love..






is the one who
never learns to
control..





his sweetness..









to another guy."


Hahaha..=D