Merry Christmas!!!

Most
of d
things
we dsire
r xpensive,
bt d
truth
is d
things
dt rily
satisfy us
r free..
laughter,
family,
true friends
& most
of all
GOD'S LOVE! Merry Christmas!

-we're @ 0ur weakest wen we thnk we're d str0ngst..

1 C0RINTHIANS 10:12-13
'der4, let any1 hu thnks dat he stands tke heed lest he fall..n0 temptatn has 0vrtakn u dat is nt c0mmn 2 man..G0D is faithfl & he wil n0t let u b temptd by0nd ur ability bt w/ d temptatn he wil als0 pr0vde d way 0f escape, dat u may b able 2 endure 8..'
msg:
-we're @ 0ur weakest wen we thnk we're d str0ngst..
Hav a nyc day!. .B-)

isn't it amazing that our b0dy parts remind us h0w to live. . right?

we have two eyes & just one t0ngue
-w/c means we need to look twice & talk once.

we have two ears & just one m0uth
-so we need to listen m0re than we talk.

we have two hands & 0ne st0mach
-so we need to w0rk twice as much as we eat.

we have two maj0r brain parts (the right & left) and 0ne heart
-so we can think twice but l0ve 0nly 0ne.

isn't it amazing that our b0dy parts remind us h0w to live. . right?
Gud eve..

2 s2dents wr caught naked & havng sex n d clsrum by a janitor.

2 s2dents wr caught naked & havng sex n d clsrum by a janitor.

JANITOR:aha! violating iskul rules!

MALE:which rule!?


JANITOR:(thinks)


not wearing UNIFORM!

hv u tried loving sum1 hu cn nvr b urs?

hv u tried
loving sum1
hu cn
nvr b urs?









ako wla pa kay na akoa man tanan.haha

bkT hiNiHiLa anG taLi?!

bkT
hiNiHiLa
anG
taLi?!



















TrY mu itULak..
GudLucK sau!

taga dughan lng nah sa PATO!

Kaht
gaanu
pa kalalim
ang:




ilog




sapa




lawa,




kanal



at



dagat



tandaan m0:





taga dughan lng nah sa PATO! hehe.

Mga cmpleng pngrap:

Mga cmpleng pngrap:

Pedro:gus2 q mging nurse pra mka2l0ng sa kapwa.

Erning:aq d0k2r pra mkagam0t ng kapwa.

Nene:aq superhero pra mkasagip ng nagigipit na kapwa.

Kik0:aq may0r,22lungan q kapwa q.

Lin0:aq presidente,maglilingk0d aq sa kapwa.

Juan tamad:aq? Gus2 q maging..


KAPWA..:-)

'd0nt ever 4get ur old friends

'd0nt ever 4get ur old friends
when new one get added..

because..

"A new broom may sweep clean,

but

the old brush knows all the corners.. Nanytz.ü

gud evening

"it's n0t
wr0ng 2
be nice 2
evrybdy
but learn
2 b true
2 onLy
a few so
u w0nt
end up being
betrayed
by sum1
wh0m y0u've


trusted a lot."


. gUd eVn'n . Ö

good night

iL sTy
w/u aS
Long aS
u wnT mE 2,
bT
F
sMday
u
Fnd
mE
usLes aS
a TrasH,
dTz d
TyM
4 mE
2 L8 g0
bT i
w0nT
sAy
bYe
iL juZ
w8 4u
2 pcK mE
uP & sAy.
-pLs stay.-nYt2

gay coach

Imagine a gay c0aching a basketbaLL team:

"keber sa mga chakang juLaban, just focus... We cannot afford to Luz vaLdez. GetLakin nyo ung Last free tHrow. Windangin yung mga chenes n julaban. Kailangan malorka cla ha. Kabugin ang mga itey! Go for goldilacks to the highest level mga chorva! Shala tau compared s knila. G0wlalu mga frendships! Make ur mama proud! o tara group hug na!" ö

Haha!

Morning greeting

Hoping an angel
sits
next
to you
today
&
covers you
with a
gentle wing,
so that
you
walk
wrapped
in
special grace,
protected
&
blesSeD. Morning!

Masipag at tamad

"Ang batang masipag...
Paglaki katul0ng."




pero...





"Ang batang tamad...
Pglaki taga-utos."

Very very inspiring..
haha , .gud am ^^,

Coke

If an angel and a devil were to fall in love w/ each other, can their love transcend the laws of heaven and hell?..

Can the angel set her wings on fire?..

Can the devil soar at daylight?..

This is faith's decree..

Love can't change what isn't meant 2 be..








Unless uminom cla ng coke..

toink!Ü

Birthday greeting

.+'+ .+'+. i''+,
'+,7 '+,+' !..+'


is full of LOVE!
May HE shower
u with so much
BLESSINGS today
and always!
Enjoy GOD's LOVE & GRACES!
HAPI BDAY!

Nosebleed

Ones i crush a grl frm my alma mother hu got my numbr so we cud kip intact. Sbi ko connect me f im wrong, but r u askng me ouch? Sbi nya: the?! I mean, tel me to d marines ang kapal! The nerd! Naiyak ako bcoz of hunger. I cried buckles of tears. Tpos sbi nya: dnt cry! icpin mo nlng ds is a blessng in d sky. Iregardles of my feelngs lets go ouch na rin. Now we'r so in luv. Mute n epidemic na ung pass. Thnks god we shallowd our fried!

NOSEBLEED!ö

SAKOP-AMO

SAKOP: Lenti kang amoha ka! Imo kong gihimo nga tawo2x sa basakan, unya ako sweldo walay saka2x! Kun mamatay ko, kinsa mopakaon sa akong pamilya, ikaw?
AMO: Eninglisa, kay patas-an nako imong sweldo.
SAKOP: Lightning you! Man2x me in the farm, my salary did not climb! If i die, who wil eat my family, you?

Quote 4 d day:

Quote 4 d day:

don't make d same mistake twice..








Mdami pang ksalanan jan,try mo ung iba.Hehe.. Gud day!...B-)

wat are d 7 wonders of d world?

wat are d 7
wonders
of d
world?
A little
boy once
gave all
d answers:

"to
see,


to
speak,


to
hear,


to
taste,


to
feel,


to
smile,


and




to LoVe.." Ü

Once i catch u i'll take u 2 bed

Once i catch u
i'll take u 2 bed
i'll make u hot
i'll make u sweat
l'll make u groan
I'll make u bleed..
U wil wish,u nver had me.





Love,
DENGUE!
hehehe ü

ano ang sinAbi ng itim n ulap sa puting ulap nung ngkasalubong sila?

ano ang sinAbi ng itim n ulap sa puting ulap nung ngkasalubong sila?






"i like black,

black is confident,

black lo0ks good.


My name is Rain."

because that's where they pick up because that's where they pick up

Every m0rning, leave all y0ur w0rries outside y0ur gate..














..because that's where they pick up

the garbage.. Ü

Gud morning!

Never let bitterness take away ur strengh

Never let bitterness take away ur strengh &
weaken ur faith.

Never allow pain 2 dishearten u:

Rather, let urself grow w/ wisdom in bearing it.
GUDNYT! Ü

der hAv bn mny tyms wEn i

der hAv
bn mny
tyms wEn i


dstrbd u,



troubled u,



irritated u,



bugged u..


but on dis day,
i juz wana
tell u dat..






i plan
to continue.. Ö hehe.

Those who thank God

Those
who
thank
God
even
in trials
turn
burden
into
blessings.
So
kip
your
faith
close
2
ur
heart
&
God
shall
provide
D comfort
U need..

Goodmorning! G0D bles

f u dnt wnt 2 fol nLuv 2a prsn

f u dnt wnt 2 fol nLuv 2a prsn,dnt hv sex wt him/her..

Y?

Hvng sex rleases gud horm0nes dopamine n exesv amnts,wts w0rs?

8 also rleases oxytocin, a horm0ne found 2b rspnsble 4 being to0 attractd & attchd 2a prsn.

So,d mre u hv sex,
d mre uL fol nLuv 2a prsn..& dts a fact!

Wnt 2 steal sum1s prtnr?Hv sex wit him/her mre oftn dn his/her prtnr..ü

Mawnin.