i know all kinds of candies & chocolates are sweet

'i know
all kinds of
candies &
chocolates are sweet..



but nothing can compare d sweetness of..








my LIPS'.....:-*
waha3!. Ü

Don't just easily neglect an effort of a person 2 kip in touch..

"Don't just easily neglect an effort of a person 2 kip in touch..



People get tired..



It's not at all times that they hoLd on..



_m0nday m0rning.urgh..

L0VE.. s0me say it hurts..

L0VE..



s0me say it hurts..



yes, it d0es..



bc0z l0ve...


















is what JESUS did on the cr0ss f0r us..

;-)

Kng ikaw bato, ako baki. Pwd patong ko s imo?

Kng ikaw bato, ako baki. Pwd patong ko s imo?

estoryahe...

the best time to say that you already found 'THE ONE'

"the best time to say that you already found 'THE ONE' is when you stopped looking for more."


gud morning. . Ü

God provided you with a good looking face, you just have to provide the expression

"God provided you with a good looking face, you just have to provide the expression."


SMILE.Ü



+ gud nyt..!

ASAWA: "Pakodak ka dong, kanang maghubo ka."

ASAWA: "Pakodak ka dong, kanang maghubo ka."
BANA: "Nganong hubo man jud?"
ASAWA: "Kay atong
ipa-enlarge ang imong oten." :-hahaha...

Hindi bale ng niloko ka ng gwapo o maganda, huwag lang ng panget.

"Hindi bale ng niloko ka ng gwapo o maganda, huwag lang ng panget.
Kawawa ka na, nakakatawa pa."

-Bob Ong
>glam eve.

M0tind0g, M0tuhoy, Ngpula ang tum0y

M0tind0g,
M0tuhoy,
Ngpula ang
tum0y
gisup2x
ang kalami.,
Migwas ang
puti unsa man?




isip





isip
















Tma jd ka oten ang ans.Dirty minded jd ka.

NAnay: w0w! ang sipag ng anak ko. mabuti yn,nagttnim ka!

NAnay: w0w! ang sipag ng anak ko. mabuti yn,nagttnim ka!
bk8 m nmn na icp n magtanim sa harap ng bhy ntin?




anak:"a huge wave of z0mbies is appr0aching"

Girl: nangulangot sa jip!

Girl: nangulangot sa jip!

Lola: anong kinukuha mo ineng?

GIRL: nursing po!

Lola: ah! .... Akala ko kulangot!:-P

Let's live each day like the finest bamboo

Let's live each day like the finest bamboo, bending when winds are strong but not breaking, trusting that God is with us all the time!   Have a nice day

From dark clouds, we get precious water.

From dark clouds, we get precious water.

From dark mines, we get valuable jewels.

And from our darkest trials come our best blessings from GOD.

Gud p.m.!

life bc0mes meanngful

life bc0mes
meanngful 0nly if:
1) we
survive
hurts
0f d past;
2)we
live
fully
d present;
3)we
view d
future
w/ h0pe; &
4)GOD is
d centr
0f 0ur
life..Gdam...

Life cont¡nues

Life

cont¡nues

watever
happens!
All we n¡d
¡s 2 be
pos¡t¡ve
& be brave
w/all the
challenges
we
encounter.
Fa¡th
¡n
G0D

¡s
st¡l
d' best
armor!
gud am.. ~_~...

..."THE OATH"...

  ..."THE OATH"...













--> ang nagbasa..




     -THE OATH-




Bwahahahaha!

Penis s d gr8est vLue meaL evr

Penis s d
gr8est
vLue meaL
evr

ac0rdng 2
d0c2rs!

bcz it
hs a



mushrum head,




hotd0g,


2eggs&
crim 2 pr0viDe
nutrients thus

mking Ladys
heaLthY!
Hehe:-)

Rape is not a crime

Rape is not a crime,









it's just a SURPRISE sex!

haha.kaigat.

Pra lumutang kung cno ang PLASTiC

"GUSTO kong ITAPON lhat ng KAiBiGAN ko s dagat..







Pra lumutang kung cno ang PLASTiC"

hehe.. Ü