'm ur     
frnd    
til d     
end.    
wtEvr     
path    
u tke     
'm ryt      
bysD    
u.  
f 1day      
nawla     
'ko s     
Tabi    
m, dnt      
wori    
juz   
luk bak       
2migil      
lng k     
ka  may       
GwApo . . . Hehe!,. mas GwApo saU..
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ano ang sinAbi ng itim n ulap sa puting                                       
"i like black,              
black is confident,                   
black lo0ks good.                 
My name is Rain."
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Once i catch u              
i'll take u 2 bed                 
i'll make u hot               
i'll make u sweat                 
l'll make u groan                 
I'll make u bleed..                   
U wil wish,u nver had me.                         
Love,     
DENGUE!       
hehehe   
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Dear God,         
pLs take cAre             
of dis pERs0n...                
bAit nAMn po yan                
pg 2L0g,        
DobLehin ni0            
nLng po ang           
bAntay ngAun            
kc Gcng       
na ata...         
Amen.     
gANDang 'magA"
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BF txted his GF               
"baby,pnta ka             
sa bAhay,         
waLang tao."            
nagmadali         
umalis ang gf.              
pg dating sa            
bahay ng bf..             
walang tao..            
haha!
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Der were 3 kids in stage reciting their country's alphabet.                                                           
Kano: "Ei Bee Si Dih Ee"                        
Pinoy: "Ah Bah Ka Da Eh"                        
Bumbay: "Di Bi Di, Bi Ci Di, Em Pi Tri."
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gbii,ngdamgo ko.Inum dw ko dghang BEER..                                        
dghang BEER..             
dghan kaUng           
BEER..      
pgmata nKo,           
wa na!      
wa na!      
wla nay sulod ang amung arinula!!
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wats    
d saddest         
msg  u hav          
ever recivd?            
Mine is this..              
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Sa 1st day ng swimming class                            
girl student: sir,pwede po bng mgcycling shorts kc nahi2ya po akng mgswimsuit.                                                                              
sir: cge mgdala k n rin ng mountain bike!!!
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warning sa walay bisyo:                       
kng   
dli ka      
mo inom       
ug dli      
mo sigarilyo,             
moabot      
ra ang      
panahon       
nga mawad-an            
na kag      
mga   
amigo..       
patay na cla..              
buhi pa ka. . hehe.
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1 day     
2 boys      
wer talkn         
den   
dey reachd          
d topic       
of luv..        
boy1    
sed   
"hws luvlyf?"             
boy2    
rplyd     
"tlad prn ng            
dti"    
boy1:     
"dti?     
kyo p rn?"          
boy2:     
"hndi..       
kaw p rin.."
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d u bl     
chain leters?             
dey wish u          
gudluk den          
threten u         
w/ badluck!           
so, ayaw        
pailad..        
be strong!          
warn 7 friends              
dont ignor dis, HUBAG imo ilong!
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pAg
    Lhat
    cLa
    k0ntrA
    s dreksyon
    n gUs2 m0
    tahakin..
    IF
    lAgi
    k
    may nakk-bAngga..
    IF
    aYaw k nLa
    ppsukIn..
    Wag n matigas ulo.
    'ExIT yan'
    dUn k s eNtrAnCe!
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    every0ne is
    entitled to b
    stupid..
    but s0me
    abuse the privilege.
    Nyahaha.. ='(
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    Isang araw isinilang ang 1 pangit n sanggol...
    Mommy:What a treasure!ü
    Daddy:Yeah... Let's bury it! G0 g0 g0!
    Nyt! Ü
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    Juan & Pedro,
    mno2od ng sine,
    Ntgilan c Juan
    Juan: Uwi nlng
    tau,puno na e.
    Pedro: Pano mo
    nlman?
    Juan: Dmo b nbsa ung pn2?
    PULL!
    tanga neto! =p
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    minSan
    sa
    dami
    ng probLema
    gus2
    konG
    umiyak
    tapos 2makbo
    sa
    malayong
    lugar
    kaSo...
    gbi na ei madilim pa... Bukas nlng aagahan ko pa...
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    BF:" honey...sunduin kita. Bubusina na lang ako pagnandyan nako!"
    GF: "Ok,.. may dala kang kotse?"
    BF: "wala! BUSINA lang!" :-p
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    I can be ur..
    Amphetamine:
    2 tel u 'wag kang susuko.'
    Benzodiazepine:
    2 tel u 'wag kang mag-alala.'
    Antipsychotic:
    2 tel u 'wag kang sira.'
    TCA/MAOI/SSRI:
    2 tel u 'wag ka nang mlngkot.'
    Lithium Carbon8:
    2 tel u 'hinay hinay lang.'
    Anticonvulsant:
    2 tel u 'relax ka lang.'
    Antibiotic:
    2 tel u 'ipaglalaban kta.'
    Analgesic:
    2 tel u 'ok lng yan im hr 2 rliev d pain.'
    Multivitamins:
    2 tel u 'ingat ka palagi.'
    but dnt w0ri,wla akong side efect. Hehe.
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    Mhakna! 0-0n ta ploh...
    Mhakna! Imisamoh...
    Mhakna! Uyu-eso...
    Mhakna! Umo-u-wo-u...2x
    relax,d yan sumpa!
    Bungi lng kumakanta ng
    SMACK THAT! haha!
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    GIRL:tay,sori nag-bold ako s magasin.tngnan mo nlang pic ko s page10.
    TAY:anak!Nkkhiya!May mas nkkhiya pba n2?!
    GRL:opo tay..sa page16..C nanay.