Cute and hot ba ko?

Cute and hot ba ko? If YES, ayaw na reply. If NO, itxt sa ako ang tagalog sa dinosaur,rollercoaster, toothpaste,calculator, remote control ug aquarium! ok?g0!

Pinoy SMS Kowts - Jokes

'm ur
frnd
til d
end.
wtEvr
path
u tke
'm ryt
bysD
u.
f 1day
nawla
'ko s
Tabi
m, dnt
wori
juz
luk bak
2migil
lng k
ka may
GwApo . . . Hehe!,. mas GwApo saU..
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ano ang sinAbi ng itim n ulap sa puting






"i like black,

black is confident,

black lo0ks good.


My name is Rain."
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Once i catch u
i'll take u 2 bed
i'll make u hot
i'll make u sweat
l'll make u groan
I'll make u bleed..
U wil wish,u nver had me.





Love,
DENGUE!
hehehe
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Dear God,
pLs take cAre
of dis pERs0n...


bAit nAMn po yan

pg 2L0g,

DobLehin ni0
nLng po ang
bAntay ngAun




kc Gcng
na ata...
Amen.
gANDang 'magA"
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BF txted his GF
"baby,pnta ka
sa bAhay,
waLang tao."

nagmadali
umalis ang gf.

pg dating sa
bahay ng bf..


walang tao..


haha!
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Der were 3 kids in stage reciting their country's alphabet.

Kano: "Ei Bee Si Dih Ee"

Pinoy: "Ah Bah Ka Da Eh"

Bumbay: "Di Bi Di, Bi Ci Di, Em Pi Tri."
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gbii,ngdamgo ko.Inum dw ko dghang BEER..


dghang BEER..

dghan kaUng
BEER..


pgmata nKo,


wa na!
wa na!



wla nay sulod ang amung arinula!!
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wats
d saddest
msg u hav
ever recivd?
Mine is this..



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sad noh?
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Sa 1st day ng swimming class

girl student: sir,pwede po bng mgcycling shorts kc nahi2ya po akng mgswimsuit.

sir: cge mgdala k n rin ng mountain bike!!!
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warning sa walay bisyo:



kng
dli ka
mo inom

ug dli
mo sigarilyo,

moabot
ra ang
panahon
nga mawad-an
na kag
mga
amigo..

patay na cla..

buhi pa ka. . hehe.
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1 day
2 boys
wer talkn

den
dey reachd
d topic
of luv..
boy1
sed
"hws luvlyf?"

boy2
rplyd
"tlad prn ng
dti"
boy1:
"dti?
kyo p rn?"

boy2:
"hndi..
kaw p rin.."
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d u bl
chain leters?


dey wish u
gudluk den


threten u
w/ badluck!


so, ayaw
pailad..


be strong!



warn 7 friends



dont ignor dis, HUBAG imo ilong!
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pAg
Lhat
cLa
k0ntrA
s dreksyon
n gUs2 m0
tahakin..
IF
lAgi
k
may nakk-bAngga..
IF
aYaw k nLa
ppsukIn..


Wag n matigas ulo.
'ExIT yan'
dUn k s eNtrAnCe!

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every0ne is
entitled to b
stupid..








but s0me









abuse the privilege.
Nyahaha.. ='(

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Isang araw isinilang ang 1 pangit n sanggol...

Mommy:What a treasure!ü



Daddy:Yeah... Let's bury it! G0 g0 g0!


Nyt! Ü

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Juan & Pedro,
mno2od ng sine,




Ntgilan c Juan


Juan: Uwi nlng
tau,puno na e.



Pedro: Pano mo
nlman?



Juan: Dmo b nbsa ung pn2?



PULL!
tanga neto! =p

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minSan
sa
dami
ng probLema
gus2
konG
umiyak
tapos 2makbo
sa
malayong
lugar
kaSo...
















gbi na ei madilim pa... Bukas nlng aagahan ko pa...

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BF:" honey...sunduin kita. Bubusina na lang ako pagnandyan nako!"
GF: "Ok,.. may dala kang kotse?"
BF: "wala! BUSINA lang!" :-p

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I can be ur..

Amphetamine:
2 tel u 'wag kang susuko.'

Benzodiazepine:
2 tel u 'wag kang mag-alala.'

Antipsychotic:
2 tel u 'wag kang sira.'

TCA/MAOI/SSRI:
2 tel u 'wag ka nang mlngkot.'

Lithium Carbon8:
2 tel u 'hinay hinay lang.'

Anticonvulsant:
2 tel u 'relax ka lang.'

Antibiotic:
2 tel u 'ipaglalaban kta.'

Analgesic:
2 tel u 'ok lng yan im hr 2 rliev d pain.'

Multivitamins:
2 tel u 'ingat ka palagi.'

but dnt w0ri,wla akong side efect. Hehe.

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Mhakna! 0-0n ta ploh...
Mhakna! Imisamoh...
Mhakna! Uyu-eso...
Mhakna! Umo-u-wo-u...2x













relax,d yan sumpa!
Bungi lng kumakanta ng
SMACK THAT! haha!

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GIRL:tay,sori nag-bold ako s magasin.tngnan mo nlang pic ko s page10.
TAY:anak!Nkkhiya!May mas nkkhiya pba n2?!
GRL:opo tay..sa page16..C nanay.