Pinoy SMS Kowts - Jokes

'm ur
frnd
til d
end.
wtEvr
path
u tke
'm ryt
bysD
u.
f 1day
nawla
'ko s
Tabi
m, dnt
wori
juz
luk bak
2migil
lng k
ka may
GwApo . . . Hehe!,. mas GwApo saU..
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ano ang sinAbi ng itim n ulap sa puting






"i like black,

black is confident,

black lo0ks good.


My name is Rain."
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Once i catch u
i'll take u 2 bed
i'll make u hot
i'll make u sweat
l'll make u groan
I'll make u bleed..
U wil wish,u nver had me.





Love,
DENGUE!
hehehe
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Dear God,
pLs take cAre
of dis pERs0n...


bAit nAMn po yan

pg 2L0g,

DobLehin ni0
nLng po ang
bAntay ngAun




kc Gcng
na ata...
Amen.
gANDang 'magA"
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BF txted his GF
"baby,pnta ka
sa bAhay,
waLang tao."

nagmadali
umalis ang gf.

pg dating sa
bahay ng bf..


walang tao..


haha!
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Der were 3 kids in stage reciting their country's alphabet.

Kano: "Ei Bee Si Dih Ee"

Pinoy: "Ah Bah Ka Da Eh"

Bumbay: "Di Bi Di, Bi Ci Di, Em Pi Tri."
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gbii,ngdamgo ko.Inum dw ko dghang BEER..


dghang BEER..

dghan kaUng
BEER..


pgmata nKo,


wa na!
wa na!



wla nay sulod ang amung arinula!!
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wats
d saddest
msg u hav
ever recivd?
Mine is this..



Your Account Balance as of
04/10/2006 08:40:47
is
0.00
You also have
0
remaining FREE texts.


sad noh?
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Sa 1st day ng swimming class

girl student: sir,pwede po bng mgcycling shorts kc nahi2ya po akng mgswimsuit.

sir: cge mgdala k n rin ng mountain bike!!!
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warning sa walay bisyo:



kng
dli ka
mo inom

ug dli
mo sigarilyo,

moabot
ra ang
panahon
nga mawad-an
na kag
mga
amigo..

patay na cla..

buhi pa ka. . hehe.
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1 day
2 boys
wer talkn

den
dey reachd
d topic
of luv..
boy1
sed
"hws luvlyf?"

boy2
rplyd
"tlad prn ng
dti"
boy1:
"dti?
kyo p rn?"

boy2:
"hndi..
kaw p rin.."
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d u bl
chain leters?


dey wish u
gudluk den


threten u
w/ badluck!


so, ayaw
pailad..


be strong!



warn 7 friends



dont ignor dis, HUBAG imo ilong!
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pAg
Lhat
cLa
k0ntrA
s dreksyon
n gUs2 m0
tahakin..
IF
lAgi
k
may nakk-bAngga..
IF
aYaw k nLa
ppsukIn..


Wag n matigas ulo.
'ExIT yan'
dUn k s eNtrAnCe!

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every0ne is
entitled to b
stupid..








but s0me









abuse the privilege.
Nyahaha.. ='(

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Isang araw isinilang ang 1 pangit n sanggol...

Mommy:What a treasure!ü



Daddy:Yeah... Let's bury it! G0 g0 g0!


Nyt! Ü

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Juan & Pedro,
mno2od ng sine,




Ntgilan c Juan


Juan: Uwi nlng
tau,puno na e.



Pedro: Pano mo
nlman?



Juan: Dmo b nbsa ung pn2?



PULL!
tanga neto! =p

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minSan
sa
dami
ng probLema
gus2
konG
umiyak
tapos 2makbo
sa
malayong
lugar
kaSo...
















gbi na ei madilim pa... Bukas nlng aagahan ko pa...

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BF:" honey...sunduin kita. Bubusina na lang ako pagnandyan nako!"
GF: "Ok,.. may dala kang kotse?"
BF: "wala! BUSINA lang!" :-p

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I can be ur..

Amphetamine:
2 tel u 'wag kang susuko.'

Benzodiazepine:
2 tel u 'wag kang mag-alala.'

Antipsychotic:
2 tel u 'wag kang sira.'

TCA/MAOI/SSRI:
2 tel u 'wag ka nang mlngkot.'

Lithium Carbon8:
2 tel u 'hinay hinay lang.'

Anticonvulsant:
2 tel u 'relax ka lang.'

Antibiotic:
2 tel u 'ipaglalaban kta.'

Analgesic:
2 tel u 'ok lng yan im hr 2 rliev d pain.'

Multivitamins:
2 tel u 'ingat ka palagi.'

but dnt w0ri,wla akong side efect. Hehe.

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Mhakna! 0-0n ta ploh...
Mhakna! Imisamoh...
Mhakna! Uyu-eso...
Mhakna! Umo-u-wo-u...2x













relax,d yan sumpa!
Bungi lng kumakanta ng
SMACK THAT! haha!

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GIRL:tay,sori nag-bold ako s magasin.tngnan mo nlang pic ko s page10.
TAY:anak!Nkkhiya!May mas nkkhiya pba n2?!
GRL:opo tay..sa page16..C nanay.

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